Saturday Satire on Eco-Crap

“I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.”

David Bissonette

 

Chemicals, n: Noxious substances from which modern foods are made.

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“‘Growth’ and ‘progress’ are among the key words in our national vocabulary. But modern man now carries Strontium 90 in his bones … DDT in his fat, asbestos in his lungs. A little more of this ‘progress’ and ‘growth,’ and this man will be dead.”

Morris K. “Mo” Udall

Source: Funny Quotes

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