“I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.”
— David Bissonette
Chemicals, n: Noxious substances from which modern foods are made.
— Unknown
“‘Growth’ and ‘progress’ are among the key words in our national vocabulary. But modern man now carries Strontium 90 in his bones … DDT in his fat, asbestos in his lungs. A little more of this ‘progress’ and ‘growth,’ and this man will be dead.”
— Morris K. “Mo” Udall
Source: Funny Quotes
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