Satireday on Eco-Crap

Monday Moaning

This week I don’t have anything specific to moan about. I did see some issues that would qualify, but I didn’t note them down.

So I am going to point you to an interesting post: Why I don’t eat honey. It poses an interesting question. One that I had certainly not considered.

Gluten Free

As far as I am aware I have no problems with gluten, but I am aware that many people do.

As I am a hopophile and enjoy my beer, I take heart that many beers contain gluten, therefore there are people who cannot enjoy their tipple. I take heart.

But there is good news:

These beers are recognised as gluten free.

I have taken this on good faith, please check for yourself.

How real is this issue?

There are as many reports that say there is a danger as there are that say there is no danger.

Cellphones are recent and have only been around for about eleven years. It is my contention that the time frame is too short to say yea or nay.

Time will tell.

If there is a risk, then kids who have been exposed may not manifest tumours or cancers until into their adult lives.

Then we’ll know for sure if we have blundered or not.

 

Monday Moaning

My Monday moaning could well be about the fact that I didn’t get to moan on Monday.

I am suffering a terrible affliction at the moment, it’s called work. Not just work, but it’s worse than split ends, it’s split days. Split days do not bode well with my post load.

It’s now Tuesday late p.m.

So here is Monday Moaning.

Generation Cool: Self-obsessed Millennials having so much fun

I saw this BBC Headline, the rest of the article was not so much about the topic, but it did give me an idea for a moan.

“We will not be a great generation, we are too self-absorbed, spending most of our time on frivolous things, like posting photos of ourselves. We are cool kids, we are the cool generation.” – That’s the last paragraph from the BBC article.

The Millenials, as opposed to my own time called the Baby Boomers, are about as a miserable generation as I could ever have depicted; totally frivolous and wasteful, like never before.

Milk and honey, even the oatmeal is a GMO

What was the ‘land of milk and honey’ is no more. We’ve polluted and destroyed the milk and , as the Brits are finding out, we’ve poisoned the bees with insecticides; so there goes the honey. What we have left is bland white liquid and honeyless love.

Of course, all this is helped along by the devious politicians. This is exactly the way they want it because there are too many people around, 7 billionish at the last count, and rising.

The cure is piss poor education to keep us stupid, and chronically shocking health ideals to help some of us to die off, being so stupid that we can’t see the wood for the trees.

Next station: Extinction

We, as a race, are barreling along like a driverless steam locomotive heading directly for the last station on the line:

“Extinction! All out!” Cried the conductor.

We are all too busy being cool, wasting stuff and having fun, that we aren’t capable of noticing our arrival at the last station.